Failed Pinterest Face Mask

This evening A convinced  S to try this "fabulous, amazing and cheap" (emphasis on cheap!) facial mask. A mostly wanted to try it out because she has horrible black heads on her nose...which apparently she didn't inherit from her mother. Thanks pop. Without further ado here are the pics...

 Here are the ingredients. For those a holes who don't believe what we are about to describe and want to try it out:

1 Tablespoon gelatin

2 Tablespoons milk

mix them together, put the mixture in the microwave for 15 seconds and run to the bathroom immediately and smear it all over your face. Please, please , please remember to apply generous amounts to your eyebrows and hair line (if you do this you are dumb)......let it dry for 15ish minutes*. Depending on the thickness.

*Disclaimer: This concoction smells like a mixture of vomit and diarrhea. It will be lingering directly below your nose for the full 15 minutes. ugh.

 Yes we know what it looks like...

 ...no, our husbands were not around...

 Let the torture begin!!! Ripping off this face mask like a band-aid is the only humane way to get through this process.. There is no way to minimize the pain. S is currently missing half an eyebrow and A's eyes didn't stop watering for a full 30 minutes after. And needless to say no black heads were removed in the process. This entire scenario makes me mad just writing about it. 

 If you look closely you can see S's missing brow :)

 We are smiling to hid the pain...

 Peeling the "mask" out of your hair feels like getting kicked in the balls with the point of a stiletto and it busting your sack. Not that we know what that feels like but it sounds painful...and so was this mask

There were some positives...

We had fun, laughed a lot and spent quality time together. Our faces feel exceptionally smooth even though S is down to 1/2 of a brow and all of A's zits are on full display and not a single black head is gone. 

THIS BEAUTY TREATMENT IS BULL SHIT. - S & A